Its Demotivational Poster
A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!
I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !
WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.
IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !
HONESTY - Even some builders have it!
jiu jitsu -
jew jitsu -
OWNED - Nothing sucks more than being submitted by a girl in a jiu jitsu match
KILL US - kill us now!
OK MISS...... - get your hands up, but first... take off your top!!!
THE CHEMIST FUN -
IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !
BROKEBACK SHIRE - What everyone was hoping to see in the extra footage.
MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE ITS HEROIN -
THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !
HELLO THERE BABY!!! - How are you today???
TOO SMART FOR HIS OWN GOOD -
AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -
MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right
OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!
PARENTING SKILLS -
IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you
GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.
HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!
DO THIS MAKE MY TITS TOO BIG? - well, does it???
CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''
THE OLDSCHOOL -
BOB - He has bitch tits
YOU CALL THOSE UDDERS? -
HUMANITY - there is nothing to fear but fear itself
THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!
DON'T BE AFRAID - I'm not going to steal them, I just want to play with them a little bit
BEAUTIFUL EYES - Keep telling her you love her eyes, and give her another bottle.
EMO CAVALRY -
THE COMEBACK -
FUTURE POLICEWOMEN - If that's how the female cops are dressed, then WTF do the hookers wear?!
WHAT A SIGHT! - So many different spices!
FURSUITS - Someones are weird even for the average furry fan
HANDGUN SAFETY -
C O S P L A Y - ANIME's sexy cousin.
EXCELLENCE - It's all about standing out.
A 10 WARTHOG -
WHAT ARE THESE KIDS STARING AT? -
SWEET LORD...... - will you look at that!!!
WONDER WOMAN - Who needs a magic lasso to make men tell the truth WHEN YOU GOT TITS LIKE THOSE?!!!!
BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them
LITTLE DOG - He laughs at your pain.
MITT ROMNEY - His Reaction When Asked To Describe His Wife In One Motion.
EXPLODING PRAYER MATS -
JOKES - This is gods best one.
WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS -
OR... - You can just stop being lazy.
REDNECKS - how do u like r swimsuits
THE CURSE -
YOUR VIRGINITY - Is like an accordion in an unlocked car. You'd have to pay someone to take it.
A GIFT - I hope she fits...I really didn't know your size.
LIFE - YUP And Then You Die
NICE TITS - Not quite what you where expecting
LILLY ALLEN HAS NO SHAME... AND NO TITS *BUT YOU'D STILL HIT IT -
THE MISFITS - They want your skulls, they need your skulls.
DEPRESSION - It's just anger without enthusiasm
I TOLD YOU GUYS... -
A PRETTY FACE - It will either make your day or drive you crazy... ...sometimes CRAZY is good
BRUSHING TEETH! - Obsessed is just a word the lazy use for the dedicated
PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."
PEANUT BUTTER CUP CAKE - You're NOT dead...but you are in HEAVEN! I will kill each of you for a taste
BIG BERTHA - Good luck finding the hole
TITS - Blue ones... A pair of them
GOTTA SHIT? - Thank the bean burritos
I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.
LETTING GO -
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -
BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...
YOU SHUT UP!!! - We're trying to get our straight priorities!
Mitsubishi 3000gt -
SHINY NEW BIKE? - Why Mooooooooooooooooooo, its lovely!
OKAY, SHORTY... - You may have won this round, but next time, I'm taking you down!
OLIVE GARDEN -
ELECTRIC SHOCK THERAPY - I'm feeling much better thank you. What's your name again sir?
EYES UP HERE BUDDY! - I did pay for these so you could stare me in the crotch.
IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"
FEELING LEFT OUT? -
DIVORCE - Best to be done between the diamonds and the clubs
THE BACON BROTHERS -
B R A V E R Y - Never confuse it with STUPIDITY... ...your life may depend on it.
TIGER'S THERAPY SESSION - Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass (Whew THAT was Close)
AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Where the REAL agony of da-feet takes its toll!
HAPPY MEAL - Screw the toy... that's what I'm talkin' about
WITS - I refuse to have a Battle of Wits with an unarmed person
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