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Its Demotivational Poster


A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!


TAGS: real woman warrior kitchen sammich tits
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Azzameen85 - July 22, 2011, 7:27 am
Reminds me of my ex... I was never allowed in the kitchen and she was a great cook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:45 pm
See?
BennyChick - April 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
True...True
Cubbybear - April 2, 2010, 11:02 pm
Aggy knows his utensils
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:51 pm
A quick lesson in defensive posturing.... the grill is clearly a coooling rack, which a woman (baker) should know. Secondly, if it was seen as a grill, it'd draw the man closer in, and by the time he was within reach, blammo! cheese grater hand job!
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:49 pm
Barbecue me a sammich!
BennyChick - April 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
why does she have something for a grill as a shield? GRILLS ARE FOR MEN!!!


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am
My sentiments as well. 5L


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




HONESTY - Even some builders have it!


TAGS: bob the builder can we fix it no its fucked
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by -Zuchini-

:( - August 20, 2009, 8:36 pm
this asshole took my joke ;-;


jiu jitsu -


TAGS: bjj jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.15/5
JKM - May 4, 2008, 4:11 pm
Or if yoou touch his batt
Andre - May 4, 2008, 2:44 pm
That looks fun


jew jitsu -


TAGS: mma jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by jay

GRIMMJOW - April 28, 2009, 10:33 am
QUICK.....Drop a dollar!!!
guest - February 8, 2009, 5:56 pm
lol


OWNED - Nothing sucks more than being submitted by a girl in a jiu jitsu match


TAGS: bjj jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.68/5
Ugh - July 24, 2009, 2:54 am
only way YOU'D get some
BULLSHIT - June 26, 2009, 2:12 pm
he probably let her win with a triangle choke... i would


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


KILL US - kill us now!


TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm
those are some hot dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P


OK MISS...... - get your hands up, but first... take off your top!!!




THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !




BROKEBACK SHIRE - What everyone was hoping to see in the extra footage.


TAGS: hobbits gay
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Tarapin - April 4, 2011, 2:33 am
Ahhh! Eye bleach! Where's the eye bleach!
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:13 pm
Umm no, not something I wanted to see and now thanks to KFD I need to bleach my eyes
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heh heh... Claire wonders about things.
Claire - September 15, 2010, 7:00 pm
I wonder about you, KFD.
Derek - September 15, 2010, 6:40 pm
If everyone wanted to see this - Faceplant and I are paradoxically in the empty set.
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 4:11 pm
Whatever puts wind in your sails KFD
Kung-Fu Devil - September 15, 2010, 3:38 pm
Hey, it would have been the first interesting thing to happen in those films ;)
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:36 pm
Really KFD you wanted to see this in the extra footage, man you are one odd cookie
forseti - September 15, 2010, 2:53 pm
4L... Caption "Bareback Shire" would be a 5 :D


MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE ITS HEROIN -


TAGS: maybe she s born with it maybe its heroin courtney love
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:13 pm
I'm going with heroin.
crysallis_27 - September 29, 2009, 11:59 pm
Warning: also useful 4 scaring the [email protected]#! out of small children!
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe it's white-gothic. Somewhat cadaverous though.


THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !




HELLO THERE BABY!!! - How are you today???


TAGS: big tits wake up smileing
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 10:58 am
love yer work! i'm yer greatest fan, but could we get more side boobage out of her.


TOO SMART FOR HIS OWN GOOD -


TAGS: smart student teacher tits
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

freestyler - November 27, 2009, 11:21 pm
You should register...
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:56 pm
Whoo-hoo!! smart kid! 5L


AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: its on the list
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

tamaria - June 19, 2011, 10:55 am
yeah THATS why he chewing on the bear.......


MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right




OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!




PARENTING SKILLS -




IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you




GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by pieman

Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!


TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


DO THIS MAKE MY TITS TOO BIG? - well, does it???


TAGS: tits too big
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

Woodywood03a - March 7, 2010, 12:50 pm
Well, for one thing, it is getting air time.
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 9:49 pm
Dude Zat sux!
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 9:48 pm
aww, does that mean you're not my brozer? lol
[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 9:36 pm
CANADA...Because I took a chance and hired a retard to teach me how to type "THANKYOUVERYMUCH". All you know how to do is hurt.
Woodywood03a - February 1, 2010, 4:23 pm
I am glad that I am here right now.... soon, I will do better pictures
Fatt Matt - February 1, 2010, 2:58 pm
Thank you!!
CANADA - February 1, 2010, 2:54 pm
@yeodawg, why the FUCK do you insist on typing like a retard?
Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 1:28 pm
Ey Bovee, PM
Bovee - February 1, 2010, 1:13 pm
the comment should have been "do white pants make my cock look big". either that or "hey that chick ate adams apple"
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 11:17 am
NO!! NOT EVER. NO MORE SHATTING OF THE BRICKS!!
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 11:15 am
WOODYWOOD03, your my brozer from another mother and all, but this should be a when you see it, you'll shit bricks! I was in mid-fap when I did!
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 11:12 am
No but it makes your package look huge TRANNY. What is she wearing a cod piece or something. You wanna wrap zat package to go.
TheTrashHeap - February 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Sir Culos FTW. That was the funniest thing i have read on this site in months! All hail Culos!!!!
culos - February 1, 2010, 9:32 am
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cos Jill's a fuckin' tranny.
culos - February 1, 2010, 9:09 am
And that's why we need picture proof. His titties are indeed to big a distraction to properly judge the further qualities....;-)
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 9:01 am
Something doesn't look quite right...in the *ahem* groin area...TRAP DETECTED!
culos - February 1, 2010, 8:00 am
I don't know, send us some more pictures and we'll let you know...
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:37 am
Does this make my tits look too big?


:) -


TAGS: just smile death awaits
Rating: 4.12/5

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Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:10 pm
When you are born; you cry & everyone else smiles... but live a life so when you die; everyone else cries but you smile... :)
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:43 am
Good One.


CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''


TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your ass. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. Fucking guy lives like royalty, hot and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than pedobear, who's just a minipimp assclown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you fucking idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am
It's called pedobear you fucking idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am
I thought that was Pedobear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!


THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows tits
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like penis, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet porn?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


DRAMA -


TAGS: drama llama spits die lonely
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:13 am
and I'm not talking about the poster 5L
Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 9:10 am
I think this one will die alone.


BOB - He has bitch tits




YOU CALL THOSE UDDERS? -


TAGS: human superiority female splendor tits
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Cubbybear - December 24, 2009, 9:58 pm
Now thems some HAPPY cows!


HUMANITY - there is nothing to fear but fear itself


TAGS: humanity is undoing itself
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by guyfox

TheOne - March 12, 2011, 1:41 pm
I've been expecting this.Nice.


THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!


TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am
LOVE IT


DON'T BE AFRAID - I'm not going to steal them, I just want to play with them a little bit




COURTING -


TAGS: its a trap
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:13 pm
I'm suddenly reminded of a summer, many years ago....
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:51 am
Are you concealing anything, because it looks like you're about to get a pat down.
GySgt1811 - December 16, 2010, 5:03 pm
If only I could be so "chaste!"


BEAUTIFUL EYES - Keep telling her you love her eyes, and give her another bottle.


TAGS: eyes tits beer
Rating: 4.54/5

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EMO CAVALRY -


TAGS: emo cavalry scene kidz funny tits pussy goth
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by MrPeaBuddy

sasquatch76 - February 12, 2010, 4:42 pm
Hilarious!


THE COMEBACK -


TAGS: brits zombie alive cubby
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 8:13 pm
With a blunt heavy object, I will!


FUTURE POLICEWOMEN - If that's how the female cops are dressed, then WTF do the hookers wear?!


TAGS: ghost in the shell gits anime manga cyberpunk masamune shirow
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by jalford

rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
One of the first titles I got into when I first discovered anime was Ghost in the Shell. It remains one of my favorites, and you're looking at the main reason why.
Informator - September 2, 2009, 2:22 am
nothing >.> they wear nothing...


HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


WHAT A SIGHT! - So many different spices!


TAGS: woman with huge tits
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by whizz

GySgt1811 - September 8, 2009, 3:26 pm
Looks like the Morrison
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 5:10 pm
Hey whizz, nice huge pair of pillows that gal got there. Oh yeah, and also... what kind of water is she drinking?
culos - September 7, 2009, 4:25 pm
Nice tartan, anyone knows which clan she belongs to?


FURSUITS - Someones are weird even for the average furry fan


TAGS: furry fursuits
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:16 pm
Someones? ... really? ... remember to add a pic of yourself to the douchebag archives K.


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am
Fanta5tic!!!


C O S P L A Y - ANIME's sexy cousin.


TAGS: sexy girls dressup legs comic butts tits
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 7:26 am
They're Neapolitan. What's your flavour: strawberry, chocolate, or vanilla?


EXCELLENCE - It's all about standing out.




A 10 WARTHOG -


TAGS: its the goddamn batman
Rating: 4.08/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 2:45 pm
Kersploding things?! Bwahaha, wow!! Spewed rum n coke al over mah monitor. @me4891, i've heard whispered rumors saying the same thing, some even say it even has "...And Justice For All" has a back up
Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:43 pm
Lol, I like how it says 'british tanks'. At least you admit that you're terrible with identification. :D
Bob D. Sailor - February 17, 2010, 10:19 pm
So very true Derek. 5L and added to favorites.
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:29 pm
@brima - when the Yanks bomb, both axis and allies take cover.
brima - February 11, 2010, 3:03 pm
"British Tanks" - ouch! That was a bad day for NATO.
me4891 - February 11, 2010, 11:43 am
Love that aircraft and what they do. Is it true they are all hardwired with Metallica's Kill 'Em All?
R.S.Jake - February 11, 2010, 11:39 am
This is so full of win my eyes are a little misty. 5 Expodie Things for you!


WHAT ARE THESE KIDS STARING AT? -


TAGS: duh its tv you perv
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

CANADA - February 7, 2010, 8:50 pm
but a neat idea for a poster
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
a little bit
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
just to bury that one
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
comment down
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
push your
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
I'm gonna
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
Darn. Well then I guess you're not my demographic today... But in an attempt to avoid spoiling for our non-attentive friends,
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 8:44 pm
I have a habit of checking tags
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:19 pm
Yeah, I was turned on
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:17 pm
Okay now we sound pathetic. Did you just see the Megan Fox commersh?
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:16 pm
Only ones sitting on motifake and watching the Super Bowl
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:15 pm
Seriously... Dre and I are the only ones watching the Super Bowl, or what?
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:13 pm
Yeah, Colts for me too. I'd hate to be on the bottom of that pile in the Super Bowl. Notice how the kicker just kind of stood next to the refs?
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:10 pm
but that onside kick took some balls
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:08 pm
Well, doesnt matter to me, I want the Colts to win
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:07 pm
The Saints are gonna regret not punching in that TD late in the 2nd quarter. Sean Payton used to run that same stupid sh*t when he was the OC in Dallas when we were on the goal line.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:03 pm
Good superbowl so far too
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:03 pm
Great poster by the way
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:03 pm
Here, lets just keep bumping it down so no one sees it
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
AAAAARGH! 5 Lions you Time Bandit.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:48 pm
Of course you did...but, um... SHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Dude...
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 7:45 pm
is it bad i looked at the tags before going through all the other posters?
rerun - February 7, 2010, 7:40 pm

got a laught out of me. absolute win on every level.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL Dre... did I at least get a chuckle out of you?
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Wow, I cant believe I followed those clues. Thanks Produce


SWEET LORD...... - will you look at that!!!


TAGS: pink biniki big tits hooters
Rating: 2.6/5

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Woody - July 20, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thanks dude!
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 12:13 pm
lmao Aggy
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:03 pm
BoneCD: Moti-philanthropist.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:33 am
I gave you a 3 Woody....just to brake up the monotony of all those 1's


WONDER WOMAN - Who needs a magic lasso to make men tell the truth WHEN YOU GOT TITS LIKE THOSE?!!!!




BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them


TAGS: sick fuckin bastard poor dog hope its fake
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2009, 10:38 am
One of my new favorites as well.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:35 am
This is great.
bOB cHIN - August 31, 2009, 9:10 pm
I dunno man, this opens up a lot more questions than I want to get into. Least of which is, why do you care so much about what the dog shits out?
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 4:43 pm
i hope it wasnt a suppository


LITTLE DOG - He laughs at your pain.




MITT ROMNEY - His Reaction When Asked To Describe His Wife In One Motion.




EXPLODING PRAYER MATS -


TAGS: prophets not profits
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:56 pm
5L doc... awesum
MilDoc - April 20, 2011, 1:14 pm
I'm in CO, USA!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:07 am
LOL that is AWE5OME. Where are you a Mildoc, Mildoc?
Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
"...through the roof." lol
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
Love it


JOKES - This is gods best one.


TAGS: midgits jokes god
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Yon

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 3:19 am
Spencer, I take back everything I said about you like five minutes ago. That is now one of my favorite sentences, what you said.
spencer - September 3, 2008, 9:32 pm
That is one of the hottest midget chicks I have ever seen.
lightswitch rave - July 4, 2008, 9:36 pm
Awh... That's actually really sweet. The photo, anyhow.
Dr A Natomy - May 17, 2008, 11:28 pm
Whatcha talkin' about? That chick is *hot* (from the vagina up)!
SchwingBattah - May 14, 2008, 11:52 pm
Hey, at least the little guy has a date. That's more than a lot of the eThugs on here can say.


WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS -


TAGS: take it honey its for you
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:28 pm
great... seem like killing two birds with one 5tone...
spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
Nice one RL.


OR... - You can just stop being lazy.




REDNECKS - how do u like r swimsuits


TAGS: swimsuits
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by skyman69

Cubbybear - May 9, 2010, 9:52 pm
Real Rednecks would skinny dip


THE CURSE -


TAGS: just friends curse calendar benefits
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:29 am
I like the fresh positive outlook!
caveman - February 12, 2012, 2:14 am
Nice to hear. Boredom does the vocabulary good i guess.
LiquidAngel - February 12, 2012, 1:18 am
All of your recent posters have been awesome, this one is no exception, keep em coming.


MASCULINITY -




YOUR VIRGINITY - Is like an accordion in an unlocked car. You'd have to pay someone to take it.


TAGS: its because you are not cool like me
Rating: 4.43/5

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forseti - July 6, 2010, 9:53 am
ROFL! 5 deflorations
Bovee - February 15, 2010, 2:49 pm
wow, thats great. i think i would still leave it.


A GIFT - I hope she fits...I really didn't know your size.




LIFE - YUP And Then You Die




NICE TITS - Not quite what you where expecting


TAGS: nice tits
Rating: 3.5/5

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LILLY ALLEN HAS NO SHAME... AND NO TITS *BUT YOU'D STILL HIT IT -


TAGS: lilly allen no shame no tits still hit it
Rating: 3.43/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 4:06 pm
Oh and Lily Allen is as annoying as she is ugly.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 4:06 pm
@forseti: Not according to my girlfriend haha. But I think it's her inner jealous female coming out. She says they are pretty small in comparison to where she comes from. I only know one girl with boobs bigger than a D cup, and she is an F cup.
RnRollie - July 16, 2010, 3:28 pm
Warning: 80% of British girls are fat slags. The remaining 20 % "girls" are over 40 years old
forseti - July 16, 2010, 3:11 pm
British girls have the biggest jugs in Europe, so you'll find some curves pretty easy...
jibarocampesino - July 16, 2010, 2:47 pm
...and no curves :(
Xantharon - February 4, 2010, 3:43 am
Slutty british girls can be a great experience in bed .... just try them out .... (especially because they're easy to seduce [2-4 Beers + Jägermeister])
bard-of-gore - December 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
That's a cute top, I'd wear it


THE MISFITS - They want your skulls, they need your skulls.




DEPRESSION - It's just anger without enthusiasm


TAGS: its true
Rating: 4.78/5

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I TOLD YOU GUYS... -




HUGS -


TAGS: hug love care heart tits
Rating: 4.47/5

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SiliconMage - March 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
One of the best motifakes on the site. 5/5
spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Superb!
Jmac0585 - March 25, 2010, 5:42 pm
TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:40 pm
I think I put 5L, can't see from the tears
Cubbybear - March 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Why do I see a CUBBY joke in this pic? 5/5 for cuteness. You old softie
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:51 am
Love the tags. xD
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:48 am
And no training is required. 5L!!!


A PRETTY FACE - It will either make your day or drive you crazy... ...sometimes CRAZY is good




BRUSHING TEETH! - Obsessed is just a word the lazy use for the dedicated




PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."


TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


PEANUT BUTTER CUP CAKE - You're NOT dead...but you are in HEAVEN! I will kill each of you for a taste


TAGS: cake is good tits
Rating: 3.09/5

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CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:59 pm
2L, sorry cubby but i dont find this funny. but im sure many people will vote this up out of respect


BIG BERTHA - Good luck finding the hole


TAGS: whore biscuits fat obese yuk
Rating: 1.97/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Narutarded - November 14, 2008, 6:55 am
Food for thought: The bulldog mascot for Yale University is named "Chunks".
edders - November 1, 2008, 4:20 pm
Damn. she has a better mustache than me.
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:23 pm
*chunks. -.-'
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:22 pm
Yes, you read correctly. Chucks. Kids, this is why you chew your food.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:19 pm
and....chunks?
me - October 3, 2008, 9:31 am
and throw-up means to barf/blow chunks/lose your lunch
me - October 3, 2008, 9:30 am
and vomit means to throw-up
me - October 3, 2008, 9:29 am
and by the way, for the un-educated who are reading this, syrup of ipecac makes you vomit
me - October 3, 2008, 9:28 am
my god.. just looking at "her" is like gulping a whole jar of syrup of ipecac


TITS - Blue ones... A pair of them


TAGS: blue tits pair
Rating: 1.76/5

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teen - July 25, 2008, 5:41 pm
I'd do any birds.
Sean - July 25, 2008, 1:11 pm
I love this one, even though it is a bit light on the scatological content ... in other words, all titi, no caca.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 25, 2008, 2:10 am
Yet another motifake centered entirely around a pair of tits...oh. nevermind, Great tits!


GOTTA SHIT? - Thank the bean burritos


TAGS: runner shits
Rating: 1.71/5

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SGT P - October 19, 2008, 3:24 pm
Someone get this poor guy a hose! Eew!
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:00 pm
DEDICATION: Women love winners, to an extent.


I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.


TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

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HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm
light5 out.


LETTING GO -


TAGS: if the shoe fits
Rating: 4.48/5

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spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:22 am
Excellent Haar.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 10:54 pm
5L!
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:55 pm
Greybeard monkey 5/5


CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...


TAGS: yes its anime get over it impact brace
Rating: 2.74/5

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agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 11:33 am
LMAO! Hilarious, Matt!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 12:44 pm
Well put Matt. 1 L
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 11:57 am
3...2...1L


YOU SHUT UP!!! - We're trying to get our straight priorities!


TAGS: tits getfo or clouds cummulus
Rating: 2.18/5

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energy - October 22, 2008, 9:00 pm
another lame tunnel


NIGHTMARES -


TAGS: its a tough job
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 1:00 am
...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. "
ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:59 am
"This cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further...
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 9:09 am
Fava bean5 and Chianti


Mitsubishi 3000gt -


TAGS: mechanic 3000gt mitsubishi
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bolverk3778 - November 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
With the 3000GT you'll need to be a programmer before a mechanic!!


SHINY NEW BIKE? - Why Mooooooooooooooooooo, its lovely!




OKAY, SHORTY... - You may have won this round, but next time, I'm taking you down!




OLIVE GARDEN -


TAGS: august 13 food yeah the salads are great but its not good italian food
Rating: 3.38/5

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avitron - August 15, 2009, 4:46 am
kirkland olive oil ftw.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:29 pm
What aboot East Side Marios? Is that more of a wedgy with a vigorous noogy chaser?


ELECTRIC SHOCK THERAPY - I'm feeling much better thank you. What's your name again sir?




EYES UP HERE BUDDY! - I did pay for these so you could stare me in the crotch.


TAGS: yes its a midget joke thanks for playing
Rating: 3/5

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Anonymous2 - January 9, 2010, 3:28 am
That should be didn't instead of did. If she'd wanted a pair that would keep me staring at her crotch, she'd have gone with bee-stings instead of those casabas.
DrEvo82 - January 7, 2010, 10:36 am
Those melons look real to me.
Sidereal - January 7, 2010, 8:09 am
Oh dear i dont fancy yours very much
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
Gag.
Me_ - January 6, 2010, 4:24 pm
you should have paid more


IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"




"ARRETE!" -


TAGS: french catacombs dead tits gtfo
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by SexIsGood

Guest - August 2, 2009, 10:33 pm
it means stop


FEELING LEFT OUT? -




DYSFUNCTION -


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


DIVORCE - Best to be done between the diamonds and the clubs


TAGS: its worth it
Rating: 4.6/5

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falloutghoul - August 21, 2011, 1:37 pm
Royal Flu5h!
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
5/5 btw
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 7:13 pm
Agreed~Good stuff! It's too bad there's no Ace of Pistols.
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:07 pm
Nice! 5L Admiral


THE BACON BROTHERS -


TAGS: bacon bits day cubby
Rating: 4.55/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 11:22 am
Lady gaga's kids?


B R A V E R Y - Never confuse it with STUPIDITY... ...your life may depend on it.




TIGER'S THERAPY SESSION - Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass (Whew THAT was Close)


TAGS: look at it tiger its sweeeeet
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 10:59 am
I want to caption the 3 guys behind her. From right to left. 'Nice Ass', 'I'm not looking!', 'Someone stole mah bukkit'.
rerun - October 23, 2010, 4:53 pm

she wouldn't have anything to do with him
angelous - October 23, 2010, 1:20 pm
nice.


AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Where the REAL agony of da-feet takes its toll!




HAPPY MEAL - Screw the toy... that's what I'm talkin' about


TAGS: mcdonalds kids tits women
Rating: 3.38/5

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codes - February 28, 2009, 8:58 pm
does the happy meal come with the gun to?


WITS - I refuse to have a Battle of Wits with an unarmed person


TAGS: wits battle guns
Rating: 2.94/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 12:59 am
Is that why no one will duel with me?
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
A swift death comes to the defenseless. 5 Colt .45's


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